OMG! Laughing so hard I can hardly breathe! I was emailing pictures taken from my heart surgery from my phone to my computer. I found pictures of the scar immediately after surgery, and the scar was fairly impressive initially. I then thought, hey, I should take a picture now, 10 weeks later, to show the improvement. So I took two pictures of the scar that runs up from my cleavage (I always take two pictures in case one is no good) and emailed them to myself. Being a silly person I put ‘Boobs’ in the subject line – I knew what it would mean, after all I was mailing it to myself. While I was doing this I was thinking how I hadn’t talked to my sister Linda for a while and kind of absentmindedly thought ‘you know, i haven’t heard from my sister linda for a while… I wonder how she’s doing’… and so on. a few minutes later I was thinking ‘hmm the server must be busy, i still don’t have those pictures’… yeah. so mark it on the calendar, this is the day I sent my sister Linda some porn. I didn’t mean to. It was totally an accident. I”m just glad I wasn’t thinking of the youth pastor’s wife who is going to have heart surgery soon… I’d have to move. So. Those of you who do something silly today, I want you to remember this post. Then when you get mad at yourself you can think ‘Well, I didn’t do THAT!”…. sigh. Someone needs to set stricter parental controls on my laptop and phone..
I've upended my life and moved all the way across the nation! Stay tuned for new adventures, but in the meantime I will be posting my flash fiction stories for your review :) I hope you enjoy what you read! View all posts by Sandra Kenyon